Bill — before posting: replace STRIPE_LINK_HERE on both buttons, and verify any commission rate before you quote one — get it wrong and this audience will never trust you again. Figures are deliberately left out. Then delete this box.
FOR UK CAMPSITES, GLAMPING AND CL SITES
Work out what you paid last year. Not the percentage — the actual pounds. For most sites it's a four-figure number, handed over annually for a booking form and a calendar. And the alternative has been paying £50 to £150 a month for software that looks like it was built in 2009 and needs a phone call to change a price.
No commission. Ever.
Take £5,000 or £500,000 through it — the price doesn't change. Payments go straight to your own Stripe account; the money never touches us.
Booking on your own site
Your pitches, your prices, your rules, your branding. Pitch-level availability, minimum stays, seasonal pricing and blocked dates.
Change your own prices
In seconds, without ringing anybody or waiting on a support ticket.
What it costs
£399 a year
Or £39 a month. A founding price, and it stays at that for as long as you're with us.
Live by 1 September
Your site taking bookings by then, or a full refund, no questions asked.
Talk to a human first
Technophobia Ltd have built booking systems for campsites and motorhome hire for years. Ring before you spend anything and you'll get a person.
£399 for the year. Live by 1 September or your money back.
Being straight with you: you'll need your own Stripe account to take payments — it's free to open and takes about ten minutes. Moving your existing bookings across is included, but tell us before you buy how many you've got and where they live, so nobody gets a surprise.
n8n automation for small teams. UK-based. Fast turnarounds. Clear handovers.
Address
South Cumbria Skills Exchange
Millom
LA18 4JS
United Kingdom
Phone +44 01229 774591
Email hello@technophobia.uk
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